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The face Edward makes when he pretends Bella is Jacob.
(Source: daisydark)
Hehe… Banana.
Artsy.
(Source: ithemindy)
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I will eat your soul!
Charlie Murphey’d!
Janet’s a whore.
(via trueromanceisdead)
Dramatic Beaver
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